Saturday, March 22, 2008
ENTRY NO. 2
10/03/2008,
10/03/2008,Fugitives Jerryl,Wenshen and Teckleong,
decided to come to this place,to end their saddened life :(
Upon staring blankly at the frightening zooming cars,
they ham ji and refused to die decided to take picture FIRST,
then end their lives just like that :(
......It seems that only ws is happy to die.........
Jerryl: er..ok,ttl,let's pei ws n smile happily before we die!!!
Jerryl tried,but still giving tat ***hole lookTTL heed bro's advice n smile like an old man (:
Ws as usual,
showing his COLGATE WHITENING TEETHS -.-''
TTL:eh,i suppose ws u shld on the flashlight ba?so dark >_<''WS: ah!okok psps!!i on now!
TTL:WAAAA!!!!!off!!!! OFF OFF!!!NB!too bright la :(
Ws's flashlight seriously injured ttl's bak jieu (eyes),
Jerryl: i..... i dun wanna die ..yet...god,guide me!
Being so emo,Ws gave up taking pictures wit him,
TTL:HUMP! Walau...i dun wan take le la!i smile..dao....so old,so ah pek. :(
TTL:ok-ok la...1 more ah! =p
TTL: ...........y u take 1 more??????? .....-.-''
TTL:again??
The 3 brothers headed on snapping pictures continously,
Later on,ws was left out =(
TTL:WAAAA!!!!!off!!!! OFF OFF!!!NB!too bright la :(
Ws's flashlight seriously injured ttl's bak jieu (eyes),while he went aside to rest,
ws and jerryl took their last picture together.. :(
Jerryl: i..... i dun wanna die ..yet...god,guide me!
Being so emo,Ws gave up taking pictures wit him,he turned to the ttl
(whom juz recover frm SERIOUS-BEI-LIGHT-RAY-HIT-DAO disease),
and pester him to take picture again..
TTL:HUMP! Walau...i dun wan take le la!i smile..dao....so old,so ah pek. :(WS:ahh....plspls...juz 1 more 1 more 1 more!plspls.
TTL:ok-ok la...1 more ah! =p
TTL: ...........y u take 1 more??????? .....-.-''
TTL:again??Ws: U scroll up,just now i say 1 more 1 more 1 more ma,TOTAL 3 MORE :P
TTL: (praying...) wa!pls la..dun take le can?? :( plspls
The 3 brothers headed on snapping pictures continously,suddenly forgot the reason why they came to the express way area.
THEY THOUGHT WE'VE FORGOTTEN,
We audience just wanna see them jump down!
DIE!
and crash by the cars!
Best got lorry or school bus zoom past n hit ttl!! =)
Later on,ws was left out =( he began to zhilian.
WS:ooommugh!!
WS:hehe,i'm the worst shortest guy! :P
Jerryl:eheh!!i got mood le.shoot me!shoot!!! ^^
Jerryl:ahhhhh.....ahhh.....gdgd!!!thank you!!wait i wear my shade..wow!! ^^
TTL:AHH!! (praying again..) sorry sorry!
WS illusioned himself to be flying across the sky, 
Jerryl aspire to be acer a muscular man!!!ARCGH!!!! 
Refusing to be OUTKAST,TTL decided to join in their fun, 
From these two evidences, 
Suddenly,World most renowned fiercest tigress kelly tek appear! 
rrrrrrrr......ws and ttl again..... -.-'' 
Kelly:Yes!!what a great way to die!! 
So they began their quest on JOURNEY TO THE DEATH, 
FORMAL FUNERAL 6R size DEATH POTRAIT PHOTO (: 
INFORMAL FUNERAL PIC ^^
As their fren ZHIWEI once told them, 
WS STILL TRYING HIS BEST TO SING TO DEATH~ 
The trios failed in their mission to death...-.-'' ! 
MR JERRYL made the most honarable choice to turn in himself (: 
TTL felt that his hair is so short n ugly,hence he prefer to take the back shot ^^
FINAL WORDS BEFORE HE WENT IN:
WS:ooommugh!!
WS:hehe,i'm the worst shortest guy! :P
Jerryl:eheh!!i got mood le.shoot me!shoot!!! ^^
Jerryl:ahhhhh.....ahhh.....gdgd!!!thank you!!wait i wear my shade..wow!! ^^SUDDENLY!!
TTL sense a bunch of unidentified flying objects heading towards them!! =O
OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
he manage to caught 1,
it turned out to be the world's most lethal weapon: THE~~~~green leaf (:
TTL manage to save himself,
but the rest hit-ed jerryl n ws!
TTL:AHH!! (praying again..) sorry sorry!Legend has told that these lethal weapon will make ppl hallucinate for 5mins,
if worst come the worst,
male victims will become impotent aft 5 mins!!
WS illusioned himself to be flying across the sky,Do singapore proud,
and enter NATA,
to be the 1st SINGAPOREAN shortest ASTRONAUT!! ^^
Jerryl aspire to be *****PLEASE NOTE,BELOW GRAPHICS IS UNSUITABLE FOR MINORS.
IT SERIOUSLY CONTAIN EXTREMELY EXPLICIT PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS.
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SCROLLING DOWN,
IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OLD!!!!**********
Refusing to be OUTKAST,TTL decided to join in their fun,despite evaded the lethal weapon: the green leaf -.-''
From these two evidences,we can clearly sees what ttl aspire to be and hallucinate that he's a..... -.-''
(After 5 mins........)
The 3brothers were so afraid n confuse of what happen,
they decided to leave this place for good,
and find other means and ways to end their lives.. :(
Soon,they headed to the nearby pool centre,
hoping that the balls could knock them out n die on the spot (:
Suddenly,World most renowned She even force ttl to take pic!!! =(
rrrrrrrr......ws and ttl again..... -.-''The balls failed to hit them to death,
then jeremy,ai wee and jesline + their leader,tigress tek jio them to kbox.
They claim that,
by singing thru the midnight could cost them their precious lives!!
So the 3bros stupidly heed their advice n fell for their trap *_*
Kelly:Yes!!what a great way to die!!Jeremy:U 3 ham ji bros,y dun wan let cars knock u to death?DAMM!
Ai Wee: (popping ECTASY PILLS.... )aiiiiiii~~yaRRR~~stu~~pid jerrrrrrrmy..sing also..can die rgt =)
Jesline: YEA YEA!! ^^ i so short lmao
So they began their quest on JOURNEY TO THE DEATH,but obviously ws never leave his butter fingers over the camera -.-''
bth his COLGATE TEETH...........
FORMAL FUNERAL 6R size DEATH POTRAIT PHOTO (:INFORMAL FUNERAL PIC ^^As their fren ZHIWEI once told them,their faces are EXTREMELY owe-punching... (esp ttl)
TTL:ah!!!sorry la,i forgot take out last ngt toothbrush that's stuck inside my gums ma!>_<''
WS STILL TRYING HIS BEST TO SING TO DEATH~While ws refuse to leave when the clock striked 6am,
the kbox crew has to dragged him out...
Jeremy (frm behind..):Oi!!!go la!stupid..
The trios failed in their mission to death...-.-'' !Then they began to bicker,
and debate whu's more ham ji......
and eventually decided to go their separate ways :(
WS made out his first step,
and hopes that he can undergo surgery,
and transform into MAS SELEMAT HARI RAYA,
so that the police wont recognise him as fugitive wenshen (:
stupid rgt?now he becm the world most wanted man!lmao..
As for ttl and jerryl,
their feelings for each other is so deep that aft a few days,
They patched up and regain brotherhood status!^^
TTL decided to change over a new flower
and cut his hair,
to repay his sins >_<''
MR JERRYL made the most honarable choice to turn in himself (:*notice the length of ttl's hair n jerryl's....
Behind them is the SINGAPORE BOY's HOME.
TTL felt that his hair is so short n ugly,hence he prefer to take the back shot ^^Hence,the story ends here with this ending (:
Fugitive jerryl will come out next year 2009,
17th MARCH as a new young ***hole!!!
TTL continue waiting for his brother,
while WS's plastic surgery will take 1 yr to complete,
he will be back next yr as WEN SELEMAT (:
END~
FINAL WORDS BEFORE HE WENT IN:Hello everyone,for those who dunno me,dun ask me,ask ttl.
juz note my face n note my ***hole hair.
i will miss my cat~
and i will be BACK!!!^^
SAYO~
3/22/2008 02:46:00 AM
Saturday, March 15, 2008
i just did a horrible thing when i got home.
...i chided my mum.
omg..
what have i done..again..
i always wanted to give them good life,
promise to be a good child n be filial to them..
end up i scolded her for being nosey about my hair??.... =(
asshole.
i dun think i deserve to be their perfect child.
i did not scold as in...those heaty arguments... -.-''
i vent my anger by saying her in a sarcastic manner.
till i hit the point that my dad has to come in n reprimand me..
he REMINDED me that i must show respect,
yet i did not heed his command and went on blabblering................
i'm so...an asshole.
even after that,my mum came to me and find topics to start chatting with me -.-''
what the hell have i done..
everytime i reminded myself to be a good child,
yet i had been making them angry...worry..upset..disappointed...
i'm sorry mum...
i'm so so sorry..
i wish i had the courage to see in front of you,
but obviously i don't.
wanted to confide this with someone,
but i guess the only best listener this late is mr blogger.com
i'm so useless...
as i'm typing now..
my heart aches as i was reminded of every single words i chided you,mum..
i'm sure..
your heart hurts 10 000ousand times than me..
just now...
sorry =(
i swear i will love you guys more!
and really be nice.........sry dad..and mum.
3/15/2008 03:13:00 AM
Saturday, March 01, 2008
No more edison's sex scandal...
"eh....i'm..sorry....i resigned :("
"*_*'' GOMENASAI!!" :( sobsobz~ (a lil disappointed with Gillian chng...but nvm,as long as her songs n movies are nice ^^ )
"Video la!!i scare meh???come!!"Now we turned our heads frm HONGKONG,
to this cute little red dot found on the world map,
which can only be seen using magnifying glass can be seen using eyes :P
Not forgetting that we have won ourseleves,the RIGHTS to be the host of youth olympic 2010!!! ^^
"ssSSSSssssing..GAPORE (: "
and the lions rejoiced! (:
and the lions rejoiced! (:......then this happened.
"hello everyone,i am MAS SELEMAT HARI RAYA,i am crippled and i might hav shaved my beard,my pubic hair,my mouthstache..i might even wear a wig and become like this.
-.-'' or this...
sooo,CATCH ME IF YOU CAN :D " MAS selemat hari raya ^^
haha..
i shall keep this entry short n simple+LAME like this LMAO!!
gg slp lo.. ^^
SAYO~
3/01/2008 02:06:00 AM
