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Thursday, January 31, 2008

couldnt sleep.
too much things in mind.

Juz came back hours ago frm michelle's father's..funeral..

i hate attending such tin.
i hate to see the one dearest and special to someone,
lying in there behind the photo..
motionless...

reached there,
saw michelle but din dare to approach her to anwei her.
so we guys leave it to the gals..

she cried.
my heart tore..
but aft tat they chat abt poly..choose wat courses blablabla..
then i manage to see her grin n smil (:
my condolences to michelle and her family..

i mean,
tis is a bad yr.
many ppl died..

i hope evtin goes well for my family..
i wldn be able to take it.
i swear.
i love them too much to lose them forever..
choy...haha haiz..

anyway,i guess i've grown old enough.
its time for me to do my lil part as their son,
n be more filial n show more care + concern to them..
pls..
dun YOU dare take them away frm me.. (CHOY!)

i will go mad.

1/31/2008 01:31:00 AM

Sunday, January 20, 2008

我现在在上班 ..LOLZ
真的很闷 !!! BTH -.-''

刚才,我看见一个人妖!他真的好像女人,
前面有,后面有,连下面也有!!
(oops i mean i din saw his/her 下面 -.-'' its his/her butt la..)

可是他的脸,出卖了他那性感火辣的身材 T_T''
实在太恶心了..

其实这里并没有 chinese word.
感谢百度的协助,
i actually kill time by typing n pasting frm the search engine :P

好啦,
拜拜,再见 ^^

1/20/2008 06:00:00 PM

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Ytd was extremely hilarious when i reached home! ^^

When i was working ard 7pm+,
Mani taught me to send sms thru their system n to the public.
Then,
my hse recently bought a TOSHIBA refrigerator,
so i decided to tricked my mum by sending her this thru the com:

Hello Kwek G*** **G =) ,NRIC:S 1******A.. (mum's name n i/c..),
U hav won yourself a 48inch PLASMA High-Definition,Blu-Ray
TELEVISON because you have just bought a TOSHIBA Refrigerator!!!
Pls call MR Tan at 9298**** (my hp num..) to claim your prize!
Please bring along your idenfication card,
A passport photo and $10 bucks to claim ur prize! =)
CONGRATULATIONS!!
Muacks!

*sent

....LMAO!
so i was thinking,my mum sure believed it.
cuz i purposely add in her ic num,
so she tot was smtin serious..=p

then when i alighted bus,
she waited for me downstair n my dad..

mum: Ah de,you see my hp!got 3 msgs n got my ic num!wat tin ah?
TTL : (hold back laughter..)oh!?aiya not impt wan la..delete delete..

aft tat i told her tat she won tv cuz my dad bought the fridge,
BUT i fake-ly told her tat it might be fake.
SO i asked her to double confirm wit my sis,
(cuz if my sis see,she sure nod its my doing -.-'' )

then,my mum bought my story!
and she went on smiling non-stop,claiming how lucky we were!
lmao!

when she saw my dad,
she told him n i act along (faking not happi at all n claim its fake..)
but my dad also became damm happi! ^ LOL ^

outside the door..

Dad: Ah de,u c,today i decorate the hse wit the ONG LAI n new yr tins.And i won the TV!
Ah de: Ah la..u tin wat?so heng meh? (holding back laughter..)

then when they showed the msg to my elder sis,
she revealed tat i played prank on them =P
and i FINALLY burst out into laughter..hahah!

i mean they were realli cute la!
and aft tat for the next 2hrs,
while they kept on grumbling of me making them believe tat its true..
n my dad claim he dun believe me at all!
LOLZ!
he wan mian zi la.. -.-'' =p

hmm..
actually,they quarrel tat day.
and my mum becm so upset wit my dad,
tat she cold war-ed him.
they stil got talk,
but not as happi.

i knew which guy likes to be TREATED COLDLY rgt?
so for the past 4days,
i kept on talking to them n purposely make out qns to make them tok..
whu nods the stupid msg makes them so happi
tat they were foolishly tricked by me!
haha.

...but juz when i tot they were alrgt le,
my dad chided my mum for not helping him trim his hair,
in order to save $$ gg to the barber..

haiz =(

bopian la...
i tin they 1day nv quarrel not happi >_<'' but i nod my mum will not ignore him de :)
they were alrgt today! ^^ haha

okok.
i changed my blogskin (finally..)
my profile n links..
n this song-亲爱的,那不是爱情 by 张韶涵
was really damm nice!
i love it so much tat whenever i woke up frm bed,
i wld played it frm my hp n listen 3times..
bathe also listen..
working tin of tis song...
came home slping also listen 2times!
LMAO..

okok.
byebye (:

1/17/2008 08:11:00 AM

bACk to update ^^

Ytd,
I had a strangest
yet the sweetest dream ever in my 18 yrs of living lmao..

wat i dreamt was...
Initially,ZHANG SHAO HAN (when she was long haired..) ,
chased aft me n smiling.
omg she was soooo.....beautiful... lol!

aft tat the scene changed to me n her.. (dunno y..)
dreamt tat we were in the bus,
she wanted to poked me wit sm satay stick,
then the bus driver COUNTDOWN frm 10.... 9 .... 8....
then he announced :
''OH,u cant poke le,we now at interchange le!''

-.-'' LMAO.

then we proceed to a concert hall.
she watched dunno wat R-21 de concert,
while i dunno went wit whu to watch Micky Mouse -.-''
end up i saw the micky mouse spurt out red blood frm its body -.-''
dots.

suddly my dream changed to my home -.-
my phone rang n i picked up.
it was jay chou in live concert -.-''

Jay : Wei,may i speak to shuting (my sis) ?
(then the fans all scccrrreammmm jielun..)

then my sis pop up beside me n shouted excitedly
tat jay chou called her frm LIVE concert -.-''
then dunno y i said to my sis : ''NVm,i disiao jay.''

Teckleong: Wei,may i speak to zhou jie lun pls?
(then the fans go even wilder...)

it was like...
too good to be true man lolz!
cuz can realli hear those LIVE performance echoes etc..

aft tat,
the dream switched to me talking on the phone.
the person was... HEBE!! LOL! (i love tis part of the dream lotz...)

Hebe was telling me sweetly that
she juz got a black leather hand wrist thing..
then i was like...happily dreaming her talking to me..
like gf-bf talk ^^

then....
i was shaken up again by my dad -.-'' lolz

LMAO.
it was a stupid dream,but its the 1st time i dreamt i was wit those chio bu!
it true man!
i love tis kinda dream,brightens up my day,
but as for ytd...
i was quite pekchek la...
cuz i was shaken up a few times by my dad rushing me to work,
then i kip closed my eyes back n tats how i dreamt of HEBE! LOL!
Haiz..

Ok.better stop typing nonsense abt dreams le.. -.-'''

oya,
STarted my 1-wk job ytd at Thomson C/C.

Becuz of tis job,i went to get a collared-shirt frm SPADE,
n wore it...
i was so uncomfortably not used to collard shirt..
n i hav to wear like tis till next tue... haiz..

When we were there,
there's tis indian guy came n intro himself to us.

Indian guy: hi,my name is Mani. M-A-N-I (i heard as M-a-M-i..)
TTL : (then i was thinking...Money?? Mommy? MaMi? )

Later Matthew n i then found out tat its MANI lolz!
then he sent us to SHOP N SAVE to buy batteries.

TTL: hey,we put the MONEY inside the bag,then lata u passed to him n say-
Mani,MONEY inside here LOL! ok????

MAtthew:lolz!

but we din really do it though.lolz.

okok.
i nod its not right to disturb ppl's name -.-''
Mani's a nice staff.
he guided us well,helped us n let us go home early :)

Basically,tis job bored me la..
i realli cant stay on a place too long,
but recently kip having flus n coughs...
so its best i work in office,compared to the stupid warehse tat time.

The aftnoon times was the most diffcult period to pass..
then when night falls,
haha..
we wld serve the internet...
browse blogs n go msn etc LOLZ!

ya and i tin my looks n dressing
makes the boss to extend Matthew onli till 30th! :P
i tin...
its becuz i look too beng wit the hair colour,
n even wore jeans n sports shoe to work on the 1st day -.-''
n my job will end next tue.
aft tat i'm jobless again LOLZ!

okok.
beta go prepare for work le.
pardon for boring entry -.-''
bye bye^^

1/17/2008 08:11:00 AM

Friday, January 11, 2008

.........

LOL!

ok...er tat day,kel n jes came to my hse for SAW 3.

end up its i cock eye,the disc is actualli SAW 1 lmao :P

then we began to chat so much abt childhood,

watev we does when we're young,

n i've nv failed to mention my FIRST LOVE LMAO..

(lucky tat gal smart,her instinct told her i am not her MR RIGHT :p )

hmm ok then kel flip my cardboard,

searching for more vcds,

but found photos n requested for my childhood album.

i suddly rememb my loveliest parents kept 3 childhood albums for me!

so i BHB-ly dug out n shown it to them.

Thru flipping the photos,

i had so many memories flying thru my mind..

i stil can rememb my dad n mum bought me to CHINATown Point,

n took pic under a Rong Shu Xia LOLz.. (i tin its a fake mandarin tree la..)

oh,then they found tis pic -.-''

i was sooooooooo PS n kept laughing to cover up my Ps-ness lmao..

but..

its was cute la..

Many many million yrs ago.............

tat age,

i love LIANG PO PO..

so evtime mimic her woooooooo woooooo~~

then my mum or dunno whu,

pss me a handbag n a toy plastic spec.. -.-''

tats how..tis pic came abt ba.. -.-''

nth to update,

so i juz simply upload tis pic..(pls dun laugh kelly..or jesline.. -.-'' )

bye~^^

1/11/2008 11:16:00 PM

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Hiiiiii!! ^^

Been VERY lazy to blog,cuz kept cheong psp,movies,slp,eat,shit..
lolz.
its becuz i'm waiting for tis new job to be started on the 15th =D
so...
currently VERY free n juz enjoy life a lil ^^

Oh yea..
i refused to extend contract on the stupid warehse job -.-''
initially was great,got alot $$ for juz working 14days..
but aft tat,
they implement changes,''chu'' pattern..
minus this minus tat,
so i buay song the company n had a friendly debate wit the manager..LOLZ..
Nevertheless,
i quited tis job.. lolz

but juz show u all some of the pics taken in tat warehse k ^^
Enjoy! (if u are... lolz )

Beautiful eh?but the air is rather polluted there -.-''

But the night view there in jurong was splendid!the lil glimmering lights.. :)

Ok..

this pair of Cardboard made SHOE was manufacture by future carpenter-to-be Matthew Yap!

lolz...

i rememb tat day was raining tortoise n kitty,

our legs got wet tgt wit the sport shoe n socks -.-''

so Matt made for me n yida a pair of such SLIPPER,

n i decorate as CHINA BRANDED NIKE ^^

This ah gou..

veri cute man!these 1 mth plus since i working there,i wld often get extra drumsticks

or meat for my rice.

end up i wld offer the drumstick to tis ah gou! LOLZ

now no more chance see him le LOLZ..-.-''

hahahahah!tis was one of the prank i did in tat stupid warehse :P

k i briefly explain..

As i was pushing my books trolley to get books,

i chanced upon tis book shelf,tat has tis word - [ KONG ] (empty..) written there in marker.

so i presumed it was one of the china worker wrote in marker de..

then..

i disturb n vandalised the shelf..lolz..

I simply added a [ WU ] in front.. =p

LOLZ!lmao..

Then whenever i walk pass tat shelf,

i wld bth n lol..haahaa

Yea,
as the picuture shows,it wrote there- CUSTOMER: WoodGrove sec -.-''
inside tat pallet contains many sec 3 & 4 txtbooks...
then i took out my marker,n wrote smtin NICE on the plastic wrapped ard it......... lolz.

Tat day i had a minor cut by the wood pallet while taking out some books.. -.-''

as i couldn stop the blood frm bleeding profusely,

i headed to the 1st AID BOX intending to search for a plaster..

then..

i chanced upon a roll of BANDAGE..

i tot it was v. cool to wrap it on my leg,

machiam those professional badminton player LOL!

the cut was like juz 6-7cm long nia...

but i disturb n wrap my whole leg. LOL

As i love NIKE alot...i took out my marker..hehe..

nice leh?

NIKE bandage leh,Watson Gaurdian also nv sell LOLZ ..

PARIS HILTON was shooting her Se* video in the warehse,

n i asked for her signature :P

Properties of Matthew,Yida n ttl.

i still can remembered the 1st few days we started work,

we dun even hav a pen.. (n tat makes us go ard begging ppl for pen markers penknife...)

end up Matt found lots of pens n penknife ard the warehse,

i stole some frm the supervisor table :P

yida also found sm penknifes..

n the glove was mine haha..

so its the last day,i claimed tat its unlucky to take home these

tat dun belong to us -.-''

so we placed them in one of the shelf.... ^^

23rd Dec 2007 ^^

This day was my dad bday!! :)

so my mum bought him a cake n my ah pa love it so much :)

PART 1

Ah Teck (photographer..) :Ah!eh!oi,lift up ur hand a lil more!

PA : Faster la!the candle wax dripping on the cake alrdy! (in hokkien..)

Ah Teck: wa piang..dun care dun care!u smile can or not? wa lau... (hokkien..)

Ah teck :ah!okok!gd gd dun move ah!

Ma: *giggles..

*snapped ^^

PART 2

Sis :ah teck,take pa n ma tgt!!!quick!

Ah teck: okok..walau,u 2 can stay closer or not!?

(then my dad automatically hovered her arm towards my mum shoulder..)

Ah teck :wooooah!!!so en ai! ^^okok i take liao ah..

*snapped... -.-''

Ah teck:ehhehh! psps!my hand shake la.1 more time!! hehe :P

*snapped ^^

i went to off the lights m took another shot of my dad making his bday wish.. ^^

as my dad not realli sure whr to cut which part of the cake 1st,

my mum suddly grabbed his hand in a lovely way!

so my sis insisted me to take this lovey-dovey shot! LOL!

smtimes if u observed...

parents' actions are very cute de lo..LOLz

they ming ming jiu shi veri love each other,

yet they scare ps or wldn dare to hold each other hands in front of us (children)

haha.. :)

ok,wish tat my dad had a happiest bday blessed wit good health n good life :D

25th Dec 2007 ^^

Supposed to be christmas day,

but it turned out to be my ah ma bday as well.. :)

i pei-ed my mum to ah ma hse,eat steamboat again..

n my uncle kept drowning me wit TIGER beer -.-''

i drank ard 2 and a haf cups VERY SLOWLY... :P

cuz i was afraid tat my face becm tomato red again -.-''

then we went in cut cake.

Ta-Da!my smart mum went to bought a christmas logcake.. ^^

the yellow bday cake dunno bought by whu

but this the 1st time i c 2 cakes celebratin 2 special occasion. :)

so i found it very interesting :P

ok tis part was funni to me :P

supposed we muz sing bday song in eng n chinese version loud in our own pace rgt?

my 2nd uncle switch on a HAPPI BDAY MONOTONE de ringtone on his hp!lolz

lmao..( c tat hp there on the right side of the table? )

then we clapped n sang...

the ringtone was so slow as it goes like tis: ta---ta---ta---ta-ta-ta...

then the rate normal human clap n sing was like tis : zhu-ni-sheng-ri-kuai-le.... -.-''

end up the 20+ of us were trying to catch up wit the hp rhythm LOL lmao! ^^

some of my aunties went too fast,

stop clapping,

turned their ears to 1 side n follow up wit the hp again lmao!

OK~

tats all i gonna blog.

i got TIME jiu blog lolz.

byebye (:

1/05/2008 06:40:00 PM